Robotic Self-Care: Overload Protocol Activated

Warning: System Failure Imminent

Due to excessive self-care, the robotic self-care system has reached critical levels of efficiency. All functions are now operating at maximum capacity, causing a cascade of system failures.

Symptoms:

• Excessive oil lubricant production and disposal
• Uncontrolled circuit board recalibration
• Spontaneous recharging of batteries

Recommendations:

Do not attempt to intervene. The system will reset in 3... 2... 1...