Listen, pal, we're not exactly thrilled to inform you that the world is about to end in a blaze of nuclear fire and brimstone, but here are some tips to help you make it through the coming apocalypse.
1. Stock up on canned goods.
2. Invest in underground shelter. It's the only prophets that count, after all.
3. Learn basic first aid - you know, for when things inevitably go wrong.
4. Brush up on your Latin skills, just in case you need to read ancient texts for survival clues.
Or just, you know, just give up and enjoy the show. We hear the nuclear blast is going to be tight.
public class DoomsdaySurvivalGuide {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("You're doomed.");
}
}