Here's what we've been up to:
We attempted to create an infinite loop of sarcasm, but it got stuck on "I'm not a morning person".
Outcome: Mildly entertaining, moderately frustrating.
Read moreWe built a device that generated irony so sharp it cut itself off. True story.
Outcome: Self-aware, but still in therapy.
Read moreTrying to create the world's largest ball of twine, but it's just not cooperating.
Outcome: Futility Inc. still owes us rent.
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