Soap Suds Safety Net
Safety Tips
- Don't use your suds-filled net as a hammock, it's not a trampoline.
- Always keep your soap suds safety net at least 3 meters away from any open flame.
- Never use your suds-filled net as a substitute for a regular net, it's not a real net.
- Keep your suds-filled net out of the reach of your cat, they love to suds.
Sudsing Safety Netting
- Make sure to suds up before sudsing down, it's just common sense.
- Always suds with a buddy, it's just safer for everyone.
- Don't suds on uneven surfaces, it's like trying to surf the web on a treadmill.
- Never suds while asleep, it's like trying to suds while dreaming, it's just not gonna end well.
Suds-filled Netting for Dummies
- Step 1: Fill the net with suds.
- Step 2: Hold the net.
- Step 3: Don't drop the net, or you'll suds the floor.
- Step 4: Profit!
Advanced Suds Netting Techniques
- Use a suds-filled net as a makeshift parachute, but only if you're feeling extra sudsy.
- Try sudsing in zero-gravity, but don't say we didn't warn you.
- Make a suds-filled net-ception, it's like a Russian doll of suds.
- Use a suds-filled net as a impromptu disco dance floor.