Spill The Beans
Where procrastination meets creative excuse-making.
Where procrastination meets creative excuse-making.
Here, we specialize in the art of making excuses so convincing that they become a reality distortion field, bending the fabric of space and time to your will.
Our team of expert excuse engineers have spent years perfecting the art of justifying the unexcusable, making even the most outlandish excuses seem plausible.
A classic excuse for when you've spent an entire day in your pajamas, eating Cheetos and binge-watching cat videos.