Underwater Line Stander

Welcome, diver! This is the Underwater Line Stander, where the lines are so straight, they're almost... underwhelming.

Our team of expertly trained eels have spent years perfecting the art of drawing lines underwater. And by "expertly trained," we mean they've just sort of wandered into it while chasing fish.

• View our impressive collection of Underwater Line Art
• Learn about our artisanal, small-batch line products
• Check out our Frequently Asked Questions (mostly from confused tourists)