Form 3456: Application for Official Bureaucratic Idol Worship Services

Please fill out this form in triplicate, using only a No. 2 pencil. Failure to comply will result in a 6.4 year delay in processing your request.

Name: Address: Phone: Reason for Worship: Option A: I love the feeling of power it gives me Option B: I want to impress my coworkers Option C: I've been told it's a good thing to do Submit

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