Ministry of Bureaucratic Efficiency - Protocol 2
Welcome, citizen, to the Ministry of Bureaucratic Efficiency's Protocol 2, where the art of doing the absolute minimum while achieving maximum confusion is our guiding principle.
Key Features:
- Redundant forms for every occasion
- Interminable meetings
- Unnecessary committees
- A bureaucratic hierarchy that's as flat as our enthusiasm
Don't forget to check out our other protocols:
- Protocol 1 - Where we redefine the word 'efficiency'
- FAQ - Because you're clearly lost
- About - Where we explain why we exist (or don't)
Subpage Links:
- Red Tape: A Journey Through the Ministry's Inner Workings
- Forms for Days: A Guide to Our Redundant Forms
And remember, citizens, at the Ministry of Bureaucratic Efficiency, we're not just serving the people, we're serving the system.
© 2023 Ministry of Bureaucratic Efficiency