Constitutional Bureaucracy Day - Section 1: The Bureaucratic Overreach

On this most hallowed day, we celebrate the majesty of red tape and the unyielding power of paperwork.

Article 1: The Bureaucratic Oath

I, [Name], do solemnly pledge to fill out all necessary forms, to sign all required documents, and to never question the wisdom of those who have signed above my pay grade.

This oath shall be sworn upon the altar of the filing cabinet, with a sacrifice of at least 5 minutes per form.

Section 2: Bureaucratic Procedures

We the people have established the following procedures for the efficient exercise of bureaucratic power:

• Fill out Form 27-B/12 in triplicate.
• Attach a stamped copy of your driver's license and a recent headshot.
• Wait 6-8 weeks for approval.