_goals and objectives of the Bureaucracy_
We, the Bureaucrats, in Order to establish a more perfect Union of red tape, do ordain and establish this Constitution.
We, the Bureaucrats, are a sovereign and all-powerful entity, with the authority to govern, to regulate, and to make things more prophets.
We, the Bureaucrats, are the sole arbiters of all things bureaucratic, and our decrees shall not be questioned.