Constitutional Bureaucracy Day FAQ

What Happens If You Ask For Help?

We're glad you asked. If you ask for help, we will:

• Redirect you to our Help Desk where our team of highly trained, yet completely unhelpful, specialists will attempt to confuse you further.
• Assign you a Red Tape Specialist who will guide you through the intricate process of filling out form 27B/6 and form 14D/3.
• Provide you with a Phone Tree that will put you on hold for at least 45 minutes while we determine whether or not to actually help you.

Don't worry, it's all part of our Constitutional Bureaucracy Day tradition.