A: We're the Ministry of Bureaucratic Efficiency, where efficiency is our business! We're here to help you navigate the labyrinthine complexities of paperwork, red tape, and existential dread that is modern life.
A: We're talking about bureaucratic efficiency, baby! The kind that involves creating more forms, more meetings, and more committees. The kind that'll keep you up at night, wondering why the system just won't move.
A: Ha! You can't. That's the beauty of it. You have to navigate our automated phone system, fill out our 17-page online form, and then wait 6-8 weeks for a response. But don't worry, we'll get back to you... eventually.
A: Oh, you're going to want to call in sick, all right. But don't bother. Our automated phone system will just ask you 47 questions about your symptoms, your insurance coverage, and your cat's medical history. You'll never leave the office.
A: Ha! Refunds are for suckers. Or, in our case, for people who actually expect to get something done on time. You're going to have to fill out a 27-page form, pay a $50 processing fee, and wait 3 months for an explanation of why you didn't receive your refund. But don't worry, we'll get to it... eventually.
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