Constitutional Bureaucracy Day
On this day, the constitution is interpreted in a way that's just a little too... interpretive.
It's a day where the government is open, the lines are long, and the forms are endless. A day where the phrase "it's just a formality" takes on a whole new meaning.
But don't worry, we've got a procedure for every occasion, and a form for every situation. Just follow our carefully crafted guide, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a master of the constitutional bureaucracy!
Or, you know, you could just give up and go to the nearest "I'm not sure what's going on" coffee shop. We hear they have a lovely "I'm lost in the system" latte.
Download our official procedure manual for a comprehensive guide to navigating the complexities of the constitutional bureaucracy.