Counter-Tops and the Consequences They Bring

Here is the definitive guide to navigating the treacherous landscape of Counter-Tops.

A Counter-Top is a surface that is simultaneously flat and yet somehow still manages to defy the laws of physics.

They can be found in kitchens, on tables, and even on the surface of the moon.

But be warned: Counter-Tops are not to be trifled with. They have been known to cause:

• Spills
• Cuts
• Broken dreams