Welcome to the Debunking Burnout Theory, where we dive into the absurdity of it all.
You're here because, quite frankly, your coffee is not hot enough. You've tried everything: the fancy pour-over, the French press, the coffee shop down the street, but it's still a lukewarm disappointment. Don't worry, friend, we're on a mission to help you find the root of this existential crisis.
Let's start with the basics: what's your current coffee game?
Are you: A) Not getting enough sleep? B) Not getting enough sleep, but I don't want to admit it C) Something else entirely
Choose wisely, friend...
Submit your answer and let's get this coffee party started!