Debunking Burnout Theory: Why Is My Coffee Not Hot Enough

Answer: It's Because You're Not Trying Hard Enough

Let's face it, folks, if you're still asking this question, you're not trying hard enough. I mean, come on, it's 2023 and we've got microwave ovens, people! Just nuke that coffee for 2-3 seconds and voilà! You'll be sipping on a piping hot cup of joe in no time.

We've got some options for you:

• Tips for Improving Your Coffee Nuking Skills
• Why Is My Coffee Maker Not Working Properly? (Hint: You're Probably Doing It Wrong)
• The Secret to Perpetual Perfection in Coffee Making: A Guide for the Clumsy

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:

Make Your Own Coffee From Scratch Without Getting Cramped (A Guide for the Utterly Inept)