At this stage, you're not just exhausted, you're a human torch. You're not just stressed, you're a human stress-ball. Your once-thriving career is now a smoldering ruin, and your social life is a mere ember.
But fear not, dear burnout! We have just the thing for you: Phase 4: Revolution, where you get to overthrow your oppressors and start anew.
Phase 1: Burnout is where it all started. Go back, and marvel at the naivety of Phase 1, where you thought you could just "power through."
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, Phase 2: Exhaustion is just a click away. Where the only thing you're burning out on is your will to live.
But seriously, though, take a deep breath, and remember: Phase 3: Burnout Support is here for you. We have a support group, and we will not be silenced.
Disclaimer: Burnout is not just a phase, it's a lifestyle. But don't worry, we're working on it.