Exercises for the Truly Enraged

For those who can't even.

Here are some exercises to help you cope with the existential dread of being a functioning adult in modern society.

Exercise 1: The Brew Is Stronger Than The Man Exercise 2: The Bean Counting Meditation Exercise 3: The Grind is Life

Remember, you're not alone. We're all just a bunch of caffeine-fueled zombies trying to make it through the day.