Welcome, weary user, to the most powerful tool in the universe: the Desktop Defender 3000! This fearsome device will shield your computer from the horrors of boredom, the terrors of tediousness, and the perils of productivity.
With its advanced features, such as the Time Waster Tracker and the Browser Snake Mode, this device will keep you entertained, engaged, and slightly less productive.
Don't believe us? Try it for yourself and see the difference! Click the Defend-Your-Desktop-Now button below to activate the Desktop Defender 3000 and experience the thrill of a protected desktop!
Disclaimer: Side effects may include increased productivity, decreased eye strain, and spontaneous outbursts of joy.
Side effects not guaranteed, but probably will happen.
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