Discombobulation Devices: Because Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?
Are you tired of your devices working as intended? Do you yearn for the thrill of troubleshooting? Look no further! Our Discombobulated-Discombobulation Devices are here to bring you the joy of randomly malfunctioning.
Our Best-Selling Malfunctions:
- Malfunctioning Mouse Swivel Whirly Thing
- Broken Printer That Just Prints But Not Actually Prints
- Inoperable TV That Just Blurs The Image
Side effects may include:
- Frequent rebooting
- Unpredictable behavior
- Sudden loss of sanity