Welcome to the DIA, where our team of highly trained, moderately intelligent donkeys work tirelessly to... well, to be honest, we're still figuring that out. Our current projects include:
Our flagship program, featuring donkeys of all ages and sizes working on real-world problems, like: Donkey-Driven Transportation, Donkey-Based Disaster Relief, and Donkey-Intensive Agriculture.
We're currently studying the effects of donkey-related stress on our team's productivity. Our research has led to some fascinating findings, including: Donkey Stress Management Techniques, Donkey-Fueled Innovation, and Donkey-Induced Snoring.
Because who needs actual intelligence when you have fun? Our recreational activities include: Donkey Racing, Donkey Trivia Night, and Donkey Hide And Seek.