Neuromechanical Steam Interfaces

Welcome to my research facility, where the boundaries between technology and brain matter blur. Or do they?

As a renowned expert in neuromechanical engineering, I've created a series of steam-powered interfaces that will make you question the very fabric of reality.

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Current Research Focus:

We're currently investigating the feasibility of implanting steam-powered neural interfaces into the cerebral cortex.

Our team of expert engineers and neuroscientists are working tirelessly to push the boundaries of what's thought possible.

Stay tuned for updates on our progress, and maybe even contribute to our research. We promise not to make you question your own sanity.

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Thanks for visiting our humble research facility. We're glad you asked.

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Disclaimer:

This website and its contents are entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously. Or are they?

Please don't try to contact us for actual research opportunities. We're just having a bit of fun here.