Warning: This site contains graphic content, including, but not limited to: excessive amounts of orange dye, sugar-coated despair, and existential dread.
Read about the crippling effects of eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and how it's slowly turning your life into a never-ending cycle of sugar highs and crashes.
A satirical look at the true horror of the cereal box, and the existential implications of being trapped in a never-ending loop of 'just one more bowl.'
Join our 12-step program, where you can find solace in the company of others who have been driven to the brink of madness by the allure of a sweet, crunchy, corn flake.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Quit The Loopy Loop program, where we challenge you to go 30 days without a bowl.
Good luck with that.
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