Welcome to EMP Crisis Management
Our Mission
We are the Ministry of Uncoordinated Emergency Services, dedicated to responding to the uncoordinated and unplanned. Our team of highly trained professionals is ready to face any emergency that comes our way, no matter how unexpected.
Our Services
- Emergency Response Protocols | Learn More
- Emergency Evacuation Procedures | Learn More
- Emergency Communications Plan | Learn More
- Support Team | Learn More
- EMP Statistics and Trends | Learn More
- FAQs | Learn More
Our Approach
We take a unique approach to emergency management. We don't plan for the unexpected. We don't prepare for the unplanned. We just show up, and try our best.
Join Us
Want to join the Ministry of Uncoordinated Emergency Services? Apply today! (Just kidding, it's not like we're hiring or anything.)