Elitist Glossary

Elitist Slang

Elitist Slang: the language of the elite, used only by those who have transcended the common folk.

Elitist Phrases

Elitist Phrases: the art of saying something profound while pretending to be interested in something else.

High-End Word of the Day

Today's high-end word of the day is: Boujee

Definition: adj. extremely hipster, yet still trying too hard

Overused Idioms

"It's a wild ride" - a phrase used by the uninitiated

"I'm not a morning person" - a phrase used by the sleep-deprived

Bad Puns

"Why so serious?" - a phrase used by those who have given up on life

"Fur-get about it" - a phrase used by those who have given up on love

Worse Puns

"Pun-isher" - a term used to describe those who have reached the depths of pun-ishment

"Pun-ished" - a term used to describe those who have been put to the test of their pun-ishing skills

Even Worse Puns

"Pun-isher-mentum" - a term used to describe the unstoppable force of bad puns

"Pun-ished-mentum" - a term used to describe the inevitable outcome of a bad pun

Pun-isher-mentum Reversal

A rare phenomenon where the unstoppable force of bad puns reverses its course and becomes a good pun

Case Studies

Elitist Case Studies

A study on the effects of elitism on the human brain

Conclusion

Elitism has been found to be a contributing factor in the destruction of the middle class

The study concludes that the only way to combat elitism is to be even more elitist

References

A list of sources used in the study

Unreliable Resources

A list of sources that may or may not be true

Wikipedia Entries

A collection of entries from a questionable online encyclopedia

Unreliable Contributors

A list of users who have a questionable grasp of the subject matter

Flagged Edits

A list of edits that have been flagged for being questionable

Unflagged Edits

A list of edits that have been deemed acceptable

Edits That Must Be Made

A list of edits that must be made to the page, but won't be

Edits That Will Be Made

A list of edits that will be made to the page, because someone has to do it