The Great Pyramid of Food

Welcome to the Enlightened Eats Ranks, where the art of eating is not just a necessity, but a spiritual pursuit.

Here, the pyramid represents the hierarchy of culinary enlightenment, with the most refined and discerning palates at the apex, and the common rabble at the base.

As you navigate through the pyramid, be sure to check out the subpages for more information on the intricacies of each tier.

The Pyramid

Tier 1: The Illuminati

This is the crème de la crème. The select few who understand the nuances of molecular gastronomy.

Learn more about the infinite varieties of sushi.

Tier 2: The Sophisticated

Those who can tell the difference between a 7-year-old cheddar and a 10-year-old gouda.

prophets of fromage.

Tier 3: The Enlightened

Where the art of reduction and balance is mastered.

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