Excessive Usage Causes Unlimited Data Plan Aquamation

A place where data overage is not just a problem, it's an opportunity.

It turns out, you've been using too much data. Like, way too much. Our records show you've consumed more bytes than a byte-sized snack from a hungry byte.

Don't worry, though. We've got an unlimited data plan that'll cover all your excessive needs. For the low, low price of your soul (just kidding, it's actually free, but only for the first 100,000 GBs).
Join our Excessive Usage Treatment Program today and we'll help you find healthy ways to fill your digital voids.

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Disclaimer: Our unlimited data plan is not, in fact, unlimited. But we'll let you think it is, for the sake of your sanity.

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