Comedic Excuses

Here are some excuses for when you can't attend, because, let's be real, who needs human connection, anyway?

My internet is on the fritz, and I'm stuck in a never-ending loop of buffering

I'm experiencing a mild case of existential dread, and I need to spend some quality time with my cat

My pet snake, Bob, requires my undivided attention for the sake of the ecosystem

My fridge is out of snacks, and I need to perform an emergency restocking mission

I'm still recovering from last night's 12-hour gaming marathon, and my thumbs are still on fire

My plant is in dire need of watering, and I'm its sole lifeline

I've been recruited by a top-secret government agency and must attend to some clandestine affairs

I'm still recovering from last night's pizza overdose, and I need some quality time in a dark room

My phone's battery is at 1%, and I'm performing some critical emergency recharging procedures