Desperate Excuses

When you just can't get it together

Oh, I'm sorry, Spontaneous Regret is setting in.

I have a Last-Minute Project due tomorrow, can't be late.

My cat's cat has been crying non-stop for hours, I need to go comfort it.

My Personal Trainer has scheduled a meeting with me.

My Carrot needs to be harvested, it's almost ripe.

And, uh, My Grandma Called... yeah.