Learn the ancient art of exacting revenge on your pets through the subtle yet devastating power of the trombone.
The first step in exacting revenge on your pet is to understand the fundamental principles of the trombone. This includes learning to play the correct notes, including the infamous "squeaky" note that will haunt your pet for eternity.
Continue to Lesson 2: The Art of Squeaky SufferanceNow that you've mastered the basics, it's time to take your revenge to the next level. Learn how to play the squeaky note with precision and finesse, guaranteed to drive your pet to the brink of insanity.
Continue to Lesson 3: The Squeaky Sufferance ShowdownIt's time to put your skills to the test. Learn how to play a series of rapid-fire squeaky notes, guaranteed to shatter your pet's fragile mental state and drive them to the brink of collapse.
The final lesson in our trombone technique course: exacting the ultimate revenge on your pet. With these advanced techniques, you'll be able to reduce your pet to a quivering, traumatized mess in no time.
Continue to the ConclusionCongratulations! You've completed the Trombone Technique course. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound skills wisely, and don't say we didn't warn you.
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