Welcome, Adventurer!

You've stumbled upon the infamous Infinite Loop! A realm where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the only constant is your utter confusion.

But fear not, traveler! For in this boundless expanse, you'll find:

Unending staircases that lead to nowhere
Gravity-defying trampolines
A lake of pure, unadulterated chaos

Take a leap of faith into the unknown, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

The Official Guide to Free Falling (and Not Falling) – because, you know, safety is overrated

Visit the Lake of Unrelenting Confusion – where the waters are deep, but the depth is not always clear

Take the Infinite Stairway – because who needs a elevator when you can just fall?