Your Symptoms:
You are experiencing:
- Excessive sweating during routine activities
- Uncontrollable urges to eat Cheetos
- Spontaneous recitation of the entire script of 'The Great British Baking Show'
Our Diagnosis:
Based on our extensive research and questionable expertise, we conclude that you are suffering from:
FrothConeFever Syndrome (FCS)
Treatment Options:
You may choose to receive one of the following treatments:
- Fluoride Frenzy - a regimen of fluoride supplements to curb your Cheetos cravings
- NeuroNonsense - a series of confusing puzzles to rewire your brain
- Spontaneous Recitation Therapy - intensive sessions of 'The Great British Baking Show' to retrain your vocal cords
Disclaimer:
This page is entirely fictional, do not attempt to self-diagnose or self-treat. Unless you want to.