Froth Cone Fever: Symptoms

Stage 1: Froth Cone Cravings

Uncontrollable urges to devour froth cones, often accompanied by vivid dreams of sugarplums and creamy fillings.

Seek immediate medical attention if you experience any of the following:

1. Inability to stop thinking about froth cones
2. Unusual interest in sugarplum recipes
3. Excessive froth cone purchasing

Stage 2: Froth Cone Withdrawal

Severe physical and emotional distress when froth cones are not available, often accompanied by:

• Excessive sweating
• Restlessness
• Dark circles under the eyes

Consult a medical professional for proper diagnosis

Stage 3: Froth Cone Psychosis

Delusions of being a froth cone, often accompanied by:

• Grandiose claims of being a "froth cone connoisseur"
• Uncontrollable outbursts of "froth cone-ness"
• Unwillingness to wear clothing with sleeves

Schedule an appointment with Dr. Puddingstone