TERMS OF SERVICE: INEVITABLE CONSEQUENCES

Welcome, users. We're glad you're here. But before we get started, let's get one thing clear: you will lose. You will lose your time, your money, and possibly your dignity. This isn't a threat; it's just the truth. Our website is designed to be as confusing as humanly possible, and we're not responsible for your inevitable frustration.

Section 1: We Don't Care (And You Will Too)

We're not responsible for your personal feelings or well-being. If you get lost in our labyrinthine interface or find yourself trapped in an infinite loop of our website's own making, don't say we didn't warn you.

Section 2: The Fine Print

By using our website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service, which are subject to change at our whim. If you don't like it, don't use it. We don't care.

Section 3: The Inevitable Consequences

Using our website may cause you to:

• Experience existential dread
• Feel a strong urge to question the meaning of life
• Develop a permanent sense of anxiety
• Regret every life choice that led you here

Section 4: The Fine Line Between Fun and Despair

We're not saying it's all fun and games here, but we are saying that you're on your own. Don't say we didn't warn you when the line between entertainment and torment becomes indistinguishable.