InsProphet has declared that pineapple pizza is the key to world peace, and anyone who disagrees will be subjected to an infinite loop of elevator music.
InsProphet's latest decree can be found in the Decree 1: Pineapple Pizza for All subpage.
"I am the InsProphet, hear me roar!"
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