Overpriced Ode to Love: The Art of Flower Arranging

Because who needs actual love when you can have overpriced bouquets?

Our florist, Pierre the Perfectionist, has crafted a collection of arrangements that will make your significant other question their life choices.

• Our Signature Flower Bomb ($500)
• The Flower of Folly ($750)
• The Bouquet of Despair ($1,000)

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