Are you tired of the usual run-of-the-mill love advice? Do you need to be told that you're special, that you're loved, that you're worth it? Look no further than Flower Therapy, where our team of expert florists will guide you through the process of buying overpriced flowers that will surely make you feel loved.
Our flowers are grown in the depths of our state-of-the-art flower laboratory, where our team of scientists have carefully cultivated every petal to ensure maximum emotional impact. And with prices to match, you'll be sure to feel like you're worth every penny.
So why wait? Book your appointment today and let us guide you through the process of buying love. Because, let's be real, you're not getting any younger.
Or, if you'd rather not spend your money on overpriced flowers, you could always try Free Hugs. We hear those are a thing.
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