Q: What is Parachute?
A: We're a time-traveling, dimension-hopping, adventure-seeking company.
Q: How did you come up with this concept?
A: We were bored with the same old boring websites. Now we're not.
Q: What is the purpose of the Parachute?
We're a time-traveling, dimension-hopping, adventure-seeking company.
Q: Is the Parachute safe?
We're not responsible for any damage to your space-time continuum.
Q: What subpages do you have?
We have:
You are not lost. The help page is not here. Look around, adventurer.