Party Crashers Insurance Manual
Welcome to the most exclusive party crasher insurance policy you'll ever own!
Section 1: What to Crash
Crash into anything you please: cars, parties, or your neighbor's mailbox. Our policy covers it all.
Section 2: Coverage for the Truly Uninsurable
Because who needs a boring policy that covers the normal stuff, right?
- Item 1: Crash into a pool and we'll cover the liability
- Item 2: We'll pay for the damages to your dignity after a public urination incident