Party Crashers Insurance Manual

Welcome to the most exclusive party crasher insurance policy you'll ever own!

Section 1: What to Crash

Crash into anything you please: cars, parties, or your neighbor's mailbox. Our policy covers it all.

Section 2: Coverage for the Truly Uninsurable

Because who needs a boring policy that covers the normal stuff, right?

  1. Item 1: Crash into a pool and we'll cover the liability
  2. Item 2: We'll pay for the damages to your dignity after a public urination incident