PhoneWorship Support

We're here to help you with all your phone-related crises. Don't worry, we've seen it all.

If you're experiencing any of the following:

• My phone's not charging
• My phone battery died
• I lost or stole someone's phone
• My phone screen is damaged
• I'm not receiving texts
• I'm not receiving calls
• I'm not getting internet
• I'm not getting updates
• I'm not updating apps

Just let us know and we'll do our best to help you through this dark time.

Q: My phone's not charging

A: Try plugging it in. Seriously, just try.

Q: Why is my phone not receiving texts

A: Maybe your phone's not getting service or your phone's not getting service, but also maybe you're just not getting it.

Q: Why is my screen damaged

A: Maybe you dropped it. Maybe you were trying to break it. Or maybe you just really really really love your phone.

Q: I'm experiencing phone-related anxiety

A: We feel ya, fam. Maybe try meditation, or just give your phone a good ol' talk.

Q: Can you fix it for me?

A: No. We're just here to talk you through it. You're on your own, buddy.

Our Mission

To help you, no matter how much you worship your phone.

Our Values

We value:

• Excessive screen time
• Endless scrolling
• Constantly checking for new updates
• Phone-shaped holes in our wallets
• Absurd amounts of battery charging

Phone Battery Died

Well, this is a bummer. We'll try to help you through this difficult time.

Here are some possible solutions:

• Charge it for you
• It's just not charging now, but it'll be fine
• Buy a new battery, but let's be real, you're not really going to do that
• Just stare at it for a while, maybe it'll magically come back to life

We hope you're doing okay. If you need help, just give us a shout.

Phone Battery Not Charging (Again)

Look, we get it, it's not just you. It's a systemic issue, okay?

Here's what you can try:

• Plug it in. Like, really plug it in.
• Check your charger. Is it working? Maybe it's just not working, but let's try.
• Check for loose connections. You know, the usual.
• Try charging with a different cable. Maybe it's just the cable, okay?
• Just call us, we'll figure it out

We're not saying you're an idiot or anything. We're just saying that sometimes, things break. And sometimes, they just need a little help.

Phone Charging Cable Is Busted

Well, this is a real crisis. We'll try to help you through it.

Here's what you can try:

• Buy a new one. Like, just get a new one.
• Check for loose connections. Maybe it's just a matter of wiggling the wires.
• Try charging with a different cable. Maybe it's not the cable, okay?
• My phone's battery is dead, and so is my heart

We're rooting for you, buddy. You got this.