Phrygian-Fever: The Uncontrollable Frenzy

Warning: You're experiencing the effects of Phrygian-Phrenzy, a highly contagious condition caused by excessive exposure to the ancient Greek musical modes. Symptoms include:

• Exacerbated sense of rhythm
• Uncontrollable urge to play the lyre
• Increased risk of getting lost in the labyrinth of your own mind
• Phrygian-toned singing voice

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You're not alone, there are others like you. Visit the Phrygian-Phrenzy Support Group to share your symptoms and find comfort in others who understand your plight.

Causes of Phrygian-Phrenzy

Research suggests that Phrygian-Phrenzy can be caused by a variety of factors, including:

1. Binge-listening to ancient Greek folk music
2. Playing the lyre without proper technique
3. Consuming too much ouzo
4. Inheriting a Greek god's genes

For more information, visit the Phrygian-Phrenzy Research Page