The Art of Not Leaving the House
Congratulations on taking the first step towards achieving true gaming mastery: playing video games all day without leaving the house. It's a journey that requires dedication, focus, and a healthy disregard for basic human needs like sleep and nutrition.
In our guide, we'll cover the essentials to help you transform your home into a gaming sanctuary. From setting up your couch fort to conquering the kitchen cabinet for ammunition storage, we'll show you how to turn your living room into a self-sustaining ecosystem for gamers.
So, grab a bag of chips, settle in, and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Your couch will thank you, your wallet will hate you, and your mom will disown you.