Dead Squirrel Call Scripts: Step 3
Now that you've made a fake phone call, it's time to get a little more advanced. In this step, you'll learn how to fake a squirrel.
Here's a script to get you started:
"Hello, is this the squirrel department? Yes, it is! Is this the department that handles squirrel-related issues? Yes, it is! We've been expecting you! What seems to be the problem with the squirrel? Well, it's a squirrel. It's a real pain in the butt! Don't worry, we'll get right on it! Can you please hold for just a moment? *press 1 for English, 2 for Spanish, 3 for Squirrel-ese... *3 for Squirrel-ese *Beep boop boop, Squirrel-ese, Squirrel-ese, Squirrel-ese... *Hello, hello! We have a squirrel for you!*
Remember, practice makes perfect. Now it's your turn to try!