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Playing Video Games: The Art of Mastering the Fuzzy Focus

Playing video games: the ultimate procrastination technique. It's like the procrastination equivalent of a double-edged sword: it's both a time-sucking vortex and a skill that can be mastered.

Here are some tips to help you improve your video game playing skills and become the ultimate procrastination master:

  1. Master the art of respawning: the ability to restart a game from the exact same spot, every time.
  2. Develop a deep understanding of the in-game clock: knowing exactly when the next update/patch is coming and waiting for it.
  3. Perfect the art of alt-tabbing: switching between games and work/spreadsheets with lightning speed and stealth.

For more advanced procrastination techniques, visit: Daydreaming or Watching YouTube Videos

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A video game controller with a red X across it, indicating that it's been used for procrastination

Disclaimer: Procrastination may lead to missed deadlines, lost productivity, and increased coffee consumption.