Pun-ishments for Dad Jokes

Welcome to the Professor Punsley P. Bottomsworth III Pun-ishment Facility, where dad jokes go to rot.

We're a state-of-the-art, cutting-edge facility where the most egregious offenders of dad humor come to face the music. Or, in this case, the dad- jokes.

Here's a list of our current inmates:

Pun-ishment Roster - A

Here are our most egregious A-List offenders:

1. "Why so serious, son?" - 300 days in the dad joke brig
2. "Dad, stop telling me knock-knock jokes, I'm not a door!" - 250 days in the dad joke brig
3. "What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!" - 200 days in the dad joke brig

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