Q: Is There Any Tea Involved?
A: Oh, you want to know if there's tea in our crystal ball? Well, let's just say we're not entirely sure. But if there's one thing we're certain about, it's that our Prognosticator is always brewing up some serious foresight.
Q: Why Isn't it Just Prediction?
A: Prediction is so last season. Prognostication is the new hotness. Think of it as prediction's cooler, edgier sibling who just so happens to be able to see a bit farther down the line.
Q: How Does it Work Without Time Travel?
A: Ha! Like we'd ever tell you our trade secrets. Let's just say it involves a pinch of magic, a dash of science, and a whole lot of caffeine. Now, if you'll excuse us, we have some futures to predict.