Are you tired of being a mere mortal, subject to the whims of the universe?
Do you yearn to predict the unpredictable, to forecast the unforeseen, to prognosticate like a pro?
Luckily, you've come to the right place! Our Prognosticating Tools for Dummies will teach you the art of predicting the unpredictable.
Learn the Techniques of Prognostication
| Tool 1: Prognosticating Tool 1: The Crystal Ball | Tool 2: Prognosticating Tool 2: The Magic 8-Ball |
| Tool 3: Prognosticating Tool 3: The Tarot Card Reader | Tool 4: Prognosticating Tool 4: The Ouija Board |