The Prophetess' Prognostications

Foretold by The Great Prophetess

Welcome to the most accurate, the most authoritative, the most utterly absurd prognostications on the interwebs.

The Chicken or the Egg: Which Came First?

It's clearly the egg.

Because, let's be real, chickens just aren't that smart.

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The Meaning of Life: 42

It's not 42, it's clearly 42.1.

Or is it 41.9?

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