Professor Pretentiousness

Meet the Professor: a connoisseur of all things pretentious.

_goals:

Condescend to the common masses.
Impose an aura of prophetsm.
Make art students cry.

His Latest Work:

Art Criticism 101: A Guide to Being a Pretentious Art Critic Overly Complex Theories of Everything

Note: Not actually an actual professor, nor an expert in anything.