Ah, the inevitable doom that is our existence. According to our team of expert time-traveling mathematicians, it will last approximately 3.14 seconds before the world succumbs to an existential crisis and our website's CSS goes rogue.
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How long will it last? (You're here)
Why is it so bleak and bizarre?
Will I get punished for asking these questions?
We make no guarantees that the information on this page is accurate, but we do guarantee that our website's CSS will haunt you for eternity.